No thin patina of pontification here!

Where are you going to be this Thursday night? I'll tell you where!

You're going to be partying with me at www.fellowshipoffools.com! The Fellowship will be giving a brief audience to Mike St. James & Taylor August, both actors on the hot new action/adventure TV pilot Raven Rock. (This show is so hot, the faucet of celebrity favor is wide open.) So, let me tell you why you should listen to Fellowship of Fools tomorrow night at 10:00pm Eastern Time.

1. Everybody's doing it. (Really. They have bazillions of listeners now.)
2. The Fellowship of Fools is no thin patina of pontification covering a gentle stream of inanities. No, these guys have substance. They get real celebrities, brilliant talent, and hillarious characters.
3. Because Mike St. James & Taylor August are actually good friends in real life which means they'll probably tell each other's dirty secrets on the show and, c'mon!, who doesn't love a good dirty secret? (In Touch magazine charges you $2.99. MSJ gives it to you for free!)
4. There will be an audio demonstration of Taylor August showing off his bo staff skills as we listen in to Mike St. James trying to defend himself. It'll be great!
5. They both have Brittany Daniels' phone number and you know all you guys out there want Brittany's number! If you call in and you're nice enough, Mike & Tay just might give it to you. (C'mon, Brittany! Have a sense of humor. Take one for the team!)
6. Charlie Briede, host of Fellowship of Fools, is a real life comic book character. I mean, Taylor August and Kameron King have to "act". Pshaw!, says Charlie! He's actually been made into a Marvel Comic character named Char'lez. I kid you not. You can see a picture of the artwork on his myspace page www.myspace.com/beyondfriday
7. This is the best place you're ever gonna' get an update on Raven Rock. I mean, two hot guys telling you about how they have super powers or fight crime... one is dark and brooding, the other carries a big package, I mean a big gun.
   
8. Martin Scorsese called Mike St. James up and said, "Hey, I'm accepting everyone who friends me on myspace right now. Why don't you and Taylor August do the same thing?" And so they thought they'd take Marty's advice - they'll accept any friend request that comes to them with the mention of Fellowship of Fools.**
9. You can call in to the show! You can ask the celebrities quesitons! For example, you can ask them, "Is it true the two of you left The Actor's Co-op together with nothing but a bag of carrots, then accosted a poor Domino's Pizza employee in the middle of the night in the quest for free ranch?" (There's no need to ask! That story is true! Now you'll have to come up with your own questions. There are no free handouts here, people.)
10. You should listen to Fellowship of Fools because I say so, m'kay?

**Everything in point #8 is true except the part about Martin Scorsese. But I'll bet ya' Mr. Scorsese listens to Fellowship of Fools!